Ok, problem. I recently got married last december and feel as if I have stumbled into some crazy Red Shoe ..?

Diaries meets Jerry Springer Episode!! It all started one time when me and my wife went to visit her sister and bro-in-law a few hours away. That was the normal part. What happened later when her sister brought out cowboy hats, black paint and ritz crackers is when it got a little weird. She wanted me and her husband to paint each othe black while wearing cowboy hats and eating ritz crackers. I said no but she was persistent and proceeded to bust out other props that she wanted us to use like - 1. an expired library card 2. A fake shark fin 3. 1993 national geographic magazine 4. Some origami roosters and last but not least 5. Charles in Charge Scott Baio autographed poster. I mean i think she could need some real help here! She also howls when she sleeps. What should I do?????

Ok, problem. I recently got married last december and feel as if I have stumbled into some crazy Red Shoe ..?
Ok call me crazy but I see nothing wrong with that particular alternative lifestyle...I've heard of gay, black, cowboy, cracker-lovin' before. It's like the new thing. Also props are encouraged with the new "alties" as I like to call them. Maybe she enjoys animals on the side, this could be explained by the howling, orgami roosters, shark fin %26amp; national geographic. The only puzzeling thing here is the expired library card...perhaps alittle librarian fetish mixed in??? So it's the gayblackcowboycrackeranimallibrarianist lifestyle...quit being such a bigot- gayblackcowboycrackeranimallibrarianists should get the same respect as us all without the stigma of "crazy"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply:This question sounds fake, but if it is real I would have to say, you must confront your wife. Tell her what makes you feel uncomfortable and suggest "couple's therapy". If this does not work and it is unbearable, then I say annulment.
Reply:i think you should smother them both with a pillow, then seriously consider medication !!!!
Reply:Thanks for the laugh.
Reply:Get a life and stop asking questions that are not real. (Or you could move even farther from the nut!) Thanks for the laugh either way!
Reply:Ditto to all above ////
Reply:Ritz Crackers! EEUGH!!!
Reply:um...stay away from her. She sounds crazy.
Reply:Try it, you might like it.
Reply:That is absolutley SICK, ABNORMAL behavior. I mean what kind of sicko just allows their library card to expuire like that. She is sick stay far away.
Reply:Divorce her, move to Amsterdam, and marry her brother. Even if you're straight, it can't POSSIBLY get any weirder.
Reply:2 things caught my eye when I read your Q. Red%26amp;December! Very bad ! I hate to burst your bubble, but I am telling you 3 years and it will be over!
Reply:Stay the hell away from that freak!



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